• AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.works
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    23 hours ago

    A velociraptor would never eat or promote eating chicken, that would be like promoting, idk, eating your own cousin (the one you don’t see since that last Thanksgiving, some years ago, when your uncle (their father) started talking about how dinosaurs don’t exist because earth is 2000 years old, got kicked from your house and decided to cut ties).

    Edit: don’t use gboard, use thumb-key. Best keyboard ever (once you learn it) and easy to use single handed with even less than 5 fingers

    Please disregard that last part of the sentence, I’m not suggesting anything like having less than the usual 5 fingers a human hand has.

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      22 hours ago

      I know (or at least have heard from Jurassic Park) that velociraptors were smart, but I’m not sure they’d understand evolutionary theory. Though perhaps this post disproves my theory …

      I’ll look into your recommended keyboard, having the standard number of human fingers, thank you.