Literally cannot bare it anymore.
When I wipe my butt it starts to fucking bleed, it’s horrible. Like, I don’t want to get into details, but after a few wipes it starts hurting and the paper wipes get bloody. Imagine wiping your ass with sandpaper, it’s basically that, but somehow replicated with regular toilet paper.
I have to go shower every single time I poo to actually clean my butt.
As of writing this, it’s 1 A.M and I just pooed, couldn’t wipe as usual, but as I mentioned, it’s 1 A.M. If I were to attempt to clean myself in the shower, i’d wake everyone up. So, i can’t rinse butt,.
I am writing this with a half wiped butt. Buy me a bidet, please
I am so tired of pooing. I eat the food — which I apparently need to live or something — and then I have to go put the food somewhere else an hour later, except it’s brown and stinky. I eat the food, I go to a place to un-eat the food, I wash my hands, I leave, and then I have to eat MORE food. Guess where that food ends up! Not in me! I give the food to my body, and like a child it tosses it out and demands more. All hours of the day, all hours of the night, no matter what I’m doing, my life is interrupted by SHIT. Fuckin bullpiss!