BigLenin [none/use name]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days agoA bunch of short Scandinavian dudes broke into my house tonight and did all kinds of weird shitmessage-squaremessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up163arrow-down12file-text
arrow-up161arrow-down1message-squareA bunch of short Scandinavian dudes broke into my house tonight and did all kinds of weird shitBigLenin [none/use name]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square6fedilinkfile-text
One was licking all my spoons, another stole all my sausages, and one KEEPS SLAMMING MY DOORS! Wtf???
minus-squareSoyViking [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 day agoThey run a protection racket. You have to bribe them with rice porridge topped with butter or they will do this to you every year.
They run a protection racket. You have to bribe them with rice porridge topped with butter or they will do this to you every year.