2025 Jan 6th will be Trump kicking Elon out of the white house and Elon desperately trying to climb back over the fence after being locked out then getting shot by an underpaid security guard who thought he was a homeless person
If I were a “journalist” at every press conference I would slip in questions like “some people say that Elon is actually making the majority of the important decisions. Is this true?”
And then when he replaces him with another insufferable goon out of insecurity, just repeat the same line of questioning again and again.
There was all that talk in the first term about Bannon secretly being in charge and he for kicked out pretty quickly as a result. I guess the egos are too big to let Trump take the credit because Musk would have learned from history otherwise
I’m safe
What a weird thing to say. Is he actually scared of musk and sees him as some kind of threat? That’s fucking hilarious.
He doesn’t want to sit through another explanation of Diablo 4 or whatever Elon plays
He’s tired of hearing Musk talk about his shitty Elden Ring build
“Elon, I am a man who doesn’t play games for children and even I can tell you suck without having Barron explain it to me”
Tbf i imagine he could still be fucking traumatised about that assassination attempt. He’s old asf so the perceived time dilation probably makes it feel like last week as well
Can’t he technically get musk shot once he’s in office again
Trump is our guy 💯💯 #trusttheplan 💯💯
Musk getting shot by SS
Night of the Long Burgers.
phrasing
I cannot believe the guy who’s fucked over all his business partners has fucked me over too, I cannot!
Oh hai Grimes!
“Dangerous African alien tries to storm the White House threateningly”
Punished Donald appeals to President Musk, insists he is actually the real leader actually
Musk will strap Æ-X-17-Delta-Theta to his chest like a bulletproof vest
Even odds on any individual member of his proposed cabinet still being there on Inauguration Day
Do something productive - start saying that
“Trump can’t possibly make a single payer health care system”
Can’t believe he would break up with the first buddy like this
I mean, he’s just turning it around to anti-immigrant sentiment and also misunderstanding the situation he’s been put in, the reason Musk bought Twitter, yeah?
Say the line, Tywin Lannister
