Cammy [she/her]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days agoThere are two outdoor cats fucking outside my window.message-squaremessage-square27fedilinkarrow-up191arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up190arrow-down1message-squareThere are two outdoor cats fucking outside my window.Cammy [she/her]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square27fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareCyborgMarx [any, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32·2 days agoTell them “Hey, stop that” but in a very unsure tone
minus-squareCammy [she/her]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·2 days agoBut then the cats will pick up on that uncertainty and eat me as a post coital snack before they resume hate making.
minus-squareCyborgMarx [any, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·2 days agoNo, the uncertainty will throw them off, to establish dominance over you they’ll get closer to ascertain “what your problem is humen” and as they get within arms reach you put them in air jail, securing victory
minus-squareAbracadaniel [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 days agowow, you know a lot about cats.
minus-squareTankieTanuki [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 days agoMaybe she is one. :fry:
Tell them “Hey, stop that” but in a very unsure tone
But then the cats will pick up on that uncertainty and eat me as a post coital snack before they resume hate making.
No, the uncertainty will throw them off, to establish dominance over you they’ll get closer to ascertain “what your problem is humen” and as they get within arms reach you put them in air jail, securing victory
wow, you know a lot about cats.
Maybe she is one. :fry: