ivonalanna@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 day agoYou have a bad friend if he isn't willing to help you bury a dead body or if he is willing to help you.message-squaremessage-square25fedilinkarrow-up158arrow-down111
arrow-up147arrow-down1message-squareYou have a bad friend if he isn't willing to help you bury a dead body or if he is willing to help you.ivonalanna@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square25fedilink
minus-squareToday@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-223 hours agoFriends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. ETA- I don’t think burial is the proper disposal if you’re trying to avoid detection.
minus-squareZorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·21 hours agoEhh, plant a tree sapling over it and nobody will find it. Trees will devour a carcass for it’s nutrients.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
ETA- I don’t think burial is the proper disposal if you’re trying to avoid detection.
Ehh, plant a tree sapling over it and nobody will find it. Trees will devour a carcass for it’s nutrients.
I need to do some research on this