I’d make it so that liquid soap dispensers sounded like they were struggling to nut quietly each time you pressed down.

  • IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    Everyone’s butt hole could be anywhere on their body. Everyone needs a different kind of toilet to properly position themselves. Everyone starts aligning themselves as friends based on the location of their butt hole. “Oh sorry I can’t stay too long. My butthole is in my armpit.”