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hairinmybellybutt@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Aliens should take over to help us or something

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Aliens should take over to help us or something

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hairinmybellybutt@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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    I just got brain cancer

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    I sincerely believe that if any aliens are observing us, they’ve concluded that we actually value and reward insanity and loathe and punish sanity.

    And they wouldn’t be entirely wrong…

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      “Rationality is temporary, madness is eternal”

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    Removed by mod

    • hairinmybellybutt@lemmy.worldOP
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      I’m stupider that chatgpt, chatgpt cannot achieve this artistic level of stupidity

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      Maybe if he prompted chatgpt to be as confusing as possible

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      Autistic chatgpt

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    This is a certified “we live in a society bottom text” moment

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    The text reads like those old YouTube videos that spammed key words in the description.

  • Sanctus@lemmy.world
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    We live in a society any %

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    Why say more word

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      When few word do trick

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    I don’t like this.

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      i do like this

      • hairinmybellybutt@lemmy.worldOP
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        being both liked and disliked is the key to success

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    I see op is fluent is stroke, much impress

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    Basically like End of Ze World where the aliens are just like yeah fuck that.

    For the uninitiated

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    Me poor welfare depressed no find job (Disable) home planet burn no no

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