• dactylotheca@suppo.fi
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    4 months ago

    Fr tho what happens when all the COBOL programmers die off?

    Uh, how do you think learning programming languages works exactly?

    Maybe we can extract COBOL programmer DNA from a prehistoric mosquito that got stuck in amber, and then combine it with frog DNA to produce a new generation of COBOL programmers? We could build a facility for this on some remote island, maybe call it COBOL Park or something?