The noise scared my lizard something frightful!
Everyone was okay and no one was badly injured. Except for a patch of my lilies. But they’re pretty resilient.
You have to be happy for the little things in life like a car not smashing through your conservatory.
Have you given thanks that your home hasn’t been run into by a car today? 🙏
Bill their insurance for your lilies. Driving is a privilege and drivers should take responsibility for their mistakes while driving.
Considering the damage they did to the other car involved (you can see their trunk popped open behind the wannabe monster truck), I’m sure they’ll be paying in some way or another. They’re certainly not getting away with it without significant consequences!
I just had some grass & a few flowers torn up, so I’m very fortunate. Not looking to weaponize the system against them. Just want the folks who suffered the actual damages to get paid. Hopefully this teaches the distracted driver a valuable lesson!
How do you deal with the lizard poop? Does it just poop everywhere?
He has his own enclosure, too! But poop really isn’t as issue. They telegraph pretty clearly when they’re about to poop. They’ll move around more frantically before they do, do the classic slight tail lift + butt wiggle, and then
decimate everythinglet it all out. If you’re paying attention, you’ll usually catch them before they stink up your floors.Water actually triggers their poop reflex, too! So owners often soak their dragons in the tub to have them poop before letting them roam.
Can you train them to poop in specific areas or is it just a crap shoot?
Edit: I’m far more interested in your lizard than the dude on your lawn lol
I personally prefer interesting creatures over vehicular trespassing, so it’s understandable.
Bearded dragons typically only poop every few days or even once a week! So it’s not like a daily thing, unless there’s something going on with their health or they’ve drank/eaten more than usual (they WILL try to eat as many insects as possible, if given the opportunity!). Plus, it’s not like a dog-sized poop or anything, but it is pretty loose and nasty, admittedly.
They can’t really be trained to poop in specific places, which is why a lot of owners use the bathtub method. Just fill up the tub/container a bit with warm water (usually it’s enough so that they are submerged up to the base of their tail), put your dragon in, and within a few seconds to minutes, you have a freshly emptied dragon! Just drain/dump the poopy water, and you don’t have to worry about poop on your floors, blankets, yourself, etc.!
Once a car jumped the curb and managed to fly over a chain link fence and land in my parents front yard. On flat ground. Had to take the fence apart to get the car out.
Everybody is talking about the lizard but what about the dough (clay?) with the lamp directed at it??
EDIT: nevermind, I’m an idiot. I had no idea it was a flat rock.
That’s a flat rock used for basking! It’s supposed to be a bit more off-center from the heat lamp so that it doesn’t get too hot, but he loves to flatten out/pancake on a warm rock.
Awe :) you’re a good lizard owner. Just look at him looking up at you, like “is it okay to bask right now?”
Your kindness warms my heart. It means a lot to hear it be said. Thank you!
He’s a brave boy, and he got to watch the pretty lights of the police cars as they directed traffic, so he was pretty pleased.
that’s for the lizard? xD
Lizards are cold blooded so they typically warm themselves in the sun on some heated up rocks.
Glad your scaly friend is OK!
Am I the only one who sees an alien trapped in your curtains?!
I looked quickly and that’s what the pattern looks like with the way your curtains fall 😅
You okay? How many fingers am I holding up?
12? 😅 lol, it’s literally the first thing I saw
Listen: if the alien can’t manage to get out of some curtains, they were not meant for this world.
I didn’t the first time, but I did after reading your comment.
I thought it looked like a stealthy power ranger
At first I read cat and I spent a few minutes looking for the kitty
I gotchu
Meow am cat gib food pls x
Tell your kitty I love him.
He responded with a confused head tilt and licked a cardboard tube.
I apparently don’t speak cat very well, so interpret that how you will.
I love your cat
Loving all that natural light and those plants! Hey, quick BD question. Has yours ever pooped on its own back? My now deceased dragon, once pooped on his own back, and I have no idea how, but I’ve heard from others that they are messy poopers.
Their poop can be pretty nasty, to be sure. Never pooped on his own back directly, but he has done things like walk through it, or fall off his basking platform into it. It’s absolutely possible that your dragon fell into it while climbing.
To be fair, if he poops in his enclosure, my dragon will run away from it and frantically claw at the glass (also called glass-surfing) until I clean it up. He HATES having poop in his enclosure!
Ya, I wanted to run away from it too, so I don’t blame him lol
Time to set up some boulders to protect your house from idiots like this
Adopt it
I try to leave nature in the wild where it belongs. 🙏
I wish we could reduce the natural habitat of those disgusting creatures
Same. Invasive species. Ick!
I hope you mean the car
I do lol
That’s what the trees were for! But yeah, someone managed to dodge all that.
If this was a typical thing, I probably would, but I’m not too worried about repeat instances. I also am fortunate to have a crawlspace under my home, so they’d be hitting the bricks & rebar before they get to my windows.
However, with those larger stupid trucks I often see, neither a boulder nor a brick barrier would matter much.
Yo what the fuck how did they end up doing that?!
Distracted driving & running a stop sign!
Well that’s fucking inexcusable isn’t it holy shit. Glad everyone was alright! Looks like a near miss for the ol’ house there bud
Glad you and your lizard are safe!
Thank you! We were pretty fortunate this time.
Lizard is looking at the camera like you seeing this shit
Bearded dragons absolutely have a knack for stupid reaction faces!