• ikiru@lemmy.ml
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    1 year ago

    It was a long game but it worked.

    They waited until they gained the US’s trust, got everyone drunk off delicious tiki drinks, and redirected military defences.

    I, for one, welcome our new grass skirt and island time overlords.

    • trafficnab@lemm.ee
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      1 year ago

      They must still have the 8 to 14 artillery pieces and the 1 gatling gun tucked away somewhere