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minus-squareArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·4 个月前Limerence eh? Well ok. There once was a man from Nantucket…
minus-squareSOB_Van_Owen@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up8·edit-24 个月前There was a young man that said “damn” For it certainly seems that I am A creature that moves in determinate grooves I’m not even a bus, I’m a tram
minus-squarefiercekitten@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·4 个月前I want you to finish it. No one ever finishes it. I don’t even know the rest of the limerick because no one ever finishes it!
minus-squareArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·4 个月前There are a metric fuckton of limericks that start with that phrase. A common one is: There was a young man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin, "If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it."
minus-squarefiercekitten@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 个月前Really? I never knew because I had never heard anyone ever finish one!
minus-squareArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 个月前OH yeah, lmao. They usually are (owing to the rhyme scheme started by “Nantucket”) but not always.
minus-squareAgrivar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·edit-24 个月前As an actual man from Nantucket (though not that one) lemme fill you in: There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, As he wiped off his chin, “If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it.”
minus-squarefiercekitten@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·4 个月前Omg that’s awful, no wonder people never finish it! Thank you so much 🙂
minus-squareidiomaddict@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 个月前I know a different version from the other two: There once was a man from Nantucket Who put all his shit in a bucket And one day he tripped And the bucket, it flipped And he said “ah well fuck it”
Limerence eh? Well ok.
There once was a man from Nantucket…
There was a young man that said “damn”
For it certainly seems that I am
A creature that moves in determinate grooves
I’m not even a bus, I’m a tram
I want you to finish it. No one ever finishes it. I don’t even know the rest of the limerick because no one ever finishes it!
There are a metric fuckton of limericks that start with that phrase. A common one is:
There was a young man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin, "If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it."
Really? I never knew because I had never heard anyone ever finish one!
It’s truly dirty.
OH yeah, lmao. They usually are (owing to the rhyme scheme started by “Nantucket”) but not always.
As an actual man from Nantucket (though not that one) lemme fill you in:
There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin,
As he wiped off his chin,
“If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it.”
Omg that’s awful, no wonder people never finish it!
Thank you so much 🙂
I know a different version from the other two:
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who put all his shit in a bucket
And one day he tripped
And the bucket, it flipped
And he said “ah well fuck it”