They are rocks my friend. Rocks. Birds shit on them daily and have for thoudands of years. But go ahead and be mad about the rocks getting cornflower on them. Very good little reactionary Brit.

Ever play a Civilization game where Stone Henge ends up underwater because of the sea rising? Yeah. Thats all our art. All our society.

One thousand shits on Mona Lisa for one saved human life. But we will choose to protect the symbols of capital and status quo.

Enjoying the Gulf Stream collapsing further this summer?