• don@lemm.ee
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    5 months ago

    So when Putin’s forces randomly attack Ukraine, does he say, “Oops! Shit. Didn’t mean to do that. Fuck! My bad, guys!” every fucking time?

    “Can I get some help, guys? I can’t figure out why I keep ordering attacks on Ukraine by complete random fucking chance! Any ideas?”

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      5 months ago

      Its funny, because Tucker Carlson did that interview with Putin a few months back. And Putin was absolutely excruciating in his “Here’s all the reasons why we had a geopolitical interest in taking eastern Ukraine”. Even for the FOX News heads this wasn’t a fucking secret.

      Tuberville won’t even swallow the Russian state media line. He’s going full-on denialist. In another few years, I wonder if he’ll even acknowledge the war happened.

    • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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      5 months ago

      They meant to invade Belarus. Hey, it’s really hard to read maps when the vodka’s all you got going for you.