It’s not a planet.
But you’d die before before weighing yourself.
Would have been a better end panel IMO.
Wouldn’t you die on pluto too?
It’s not a planet.
Holds up “Dwarf planets matter” protest sign
Alright then, where’s my Eris and Ceres representation?
I think you could survive long enough to weigh yourself on mars if you had a scale. It would be immensely painful but not instantaneous.
Joke’s on you, I’d die before weighing myself on Earth too.
100% not a planet
Mars and Pluto are about equal for survivability, no? And The Moon for that matter.
Without a space suit each planet has roughly the same survivability.
I assumed that to weigh yourself in the conventional manner you would need to be standing on a solid surface.
On Venus you’d probably die in 5 different ways before weighing yourself. Least hospitable place since H.H. Holmes had a hotel!
Dad joke science memes. I like it.
I thought you could survive on Mars for a few minutes before passing out?
Not enough to buy a weigh scale there.
Dead or alive I’d still weigh different.
No no, if you don’t measure your weight yourself then you don’t have a weight. Didn’t you read it?
If a weight falls in a planet, does it make a weigh?
This graphic taught me that unless the weight weighs itself, it does not have a weight
Weight is all relative anyways, Pluto is forever
