• Dharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.net
    17·
    4 months ago

    I want this, but since I’m hiring them, I want them to sing a song implying I was secretly an international man of mystery.

    Oompa loompa doopity dater What do you get when you kill a dictator

    • RGB3x3@lemmy.worldEnglish
      6·
      4 months ago

      I’d tell them to do that and they’d just be like:

      Oompa loompa doompity dater
      What do you get as a chronic masturbater.

      • Dharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.net
        1·
        4 months ago

        Oompa loompa doopity dorn

        On your dick you’ve grown a corn

        Oompa loompa doppity dock

        You’ll get cut from that crusty sock

        Oompa loompa diggity dod

        Every day you grow further from God

        I don’t like the smell of it