Keywords: Spoken Language Systems, Keep the Heid, Natural Language Processing, Scottish Accent, Aye Ya Dinna See, Fooking Bampot, Wee Bizzo O’ Pie-Eye Brawning Lassies, Dunderheid, Mon Then, Sleekit, Spondoolytis, Git Oot Haud Yer Mic Ye Wee Honking Horse F’cr, Nae Patter, Oan Yer Bike