I always have to talk my folks down from shit they heard on Fox and Newsmax. They have called me frantically panicking that:
-There is a new gender neutral bathroom in addition to the M and F rooms at their gym!
“So you haven’t been inconvenienced in any way?”
" They are going to take the women’s room away! I don’t want to change next to a MAN!"
“… Are they taking the women’s room away and forcing you into the gender neutral one?”
" well no…"
“So you haven’t been inconvenienced in any way. This sounds fine. Why are you calling me again?”
-The government is going to force them to switch to electric cars and they don’t have a convenient outdoor outlet to charge a car!
“Did you get a letter that they are going to seize your car?”
“No not yet but they are going to do it soon!”
“Okay, well that sounds like it probably isn’t imminent, why dont we wait to see of you get a letter and then we can react then; worst case we take it to court. Also, someday you will have to replace your old car and an electric one might be a good option for you guys. Dad is getting too old to get under the car to change oil and you know he’s too stubborn to take it to a shop. You don’t need a lot of range, you only go to church, the grocery store, and your craft club. There are incentives to put in a charger anyway.”
My dad has a heart condition and these fuckers are driving both of them to an early grave for cheap political points. Fuck these fear profiteers.
I always have to talk my folks down from shit they heard on Fox and Newsmax. They have called me frantically panicking that:
-There is a new gender neutral bathroom in addition to the M and F rooms at their gym!
“So you haven’t been inconvenienced in any way?”
" They are going to take the women’s room away! I don’t want to change next to a MAN!"
“… Are they taking the women’s room away and forcing you into the gender neutral one?”
" well no…"
“So you haven’t been inconvenienced in any way. This sounds fine. Why are you calling me again?”
-The government is going to force them to switch to electric cars and they don’t have a convenient outdoor outlet to charge a car!
“Did you get a letter that they are going to seize your car?”
“No not yet but they are going to do it soon!”
“Okay, well that sounds like it probably isn’t imminent, why dont we wait to see of you get a letter and then we can react then; worst case we take it to court. Also, someday you will have to replace your old car and an electric one might be a good option for you guys. Dad is getting too old to get under the car to change oil and you know he’s too stubborn to take it to a shop. You don’t need a lot of range, you only go to church, the grocery store, and your craft club. There are incentives to put in a charger anyway.”
My dad has a heart condition and these fuckers are driving both of them to an early grave for cheap political points. Fuck these fear profiteers.