4 panel comic of two people holding drinks, talking
1
Blue: You wear too much makeup.
Pink: You consume too much oxygen
2
Blue: It’s just my opinion, you’d look better withou-
Pink: So would you. Without oxygen
3
Pink applies lipstick
4
Pink: Fuck your opinions.
Other than the fact that you seem to have amassed quite an impressively above-average number of hypercontrolling women in your life?
Eh, I’m in my 50s, it’s not like I had all these experiences in six months. :-)
Oh, ok.
So, see, in that case, the difference is, all that happened over 50 years or so for you.
For a lot of women, all that happens before lunch.
Thanks, I’d already received a less snarky sounding answer though.
Good, I’m glad to see that there are still people who are patient with the clearly bad-faith troll-baiting posts of other people.
Yes, my post history screams bad-faith troll-baiting. I’ve no idea how I pissed in your cheerios, but really I thought this sort of thing was being mostly left behind at reddit.