• NoLifeKing@ani.social
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    8 months ago

    Special forces find putin and put a nuke in his asshole, then he goes to see his government buddies and kaboom.

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      8 months ago

      I think just a big wood chipper followed by a mobile reggae sound system bumping up the highway slowly, passing out food, medical supplies and weed to the inhabitants as they go past. Followed an hour later by ANOTHER sound system and several clearly branded flatbed trucks, with happy smiling people throwing candy and chocolate off the back to the re-assembled crowd.

      Ain’t nobody stopping that parade.