I was an emotional teenager who thought “life was too chaotic”. I’ve grown fond of the name over the years, so I still use it to this day.

I’m using my real name because I was here to virally promote a movie, just like all the other celebrities on reddit before.

It was a very successful promotion.

To play off my instance name.

I’m, uh, a big Korean.

I was hurt by one and haven’t healed

It’s a family name

I love ninjas and carbonhydrates

I like not being easily identifiable on social media. When I was a kid my parents taught me to not reveal my real name on the internet and nowadays it seems that your real life and internet life should be the same.

mom i’m internet famous

I can’t remember

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I often expend my creativity elsewhere. 😅

Because I’m not a banana, duh.

Because I want to instill fear

TLC wrote a song about me.