If not, then what about rarely instead of never?

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      1 year ago

      That would be genius marketing right there. I already ordered some online. Can’t wait to smell my own farts.

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          Ok, the stuff works! It’s chewable tablets, banana flavored. You’re supposed to take several throughout the day, starting with 2. So, naturally, I threw 6 down my gullet to begin with. You know, for science.

          Next morning, I took a vile shit. Just, crime-against-humanity levels of vileness. It didn’t smell at all. Just… nothing. Farts? No smell. Whatsoever.

          I’m in awe. There is no way I would use this product for daily life (too expensive, too much hassle), but for specific situations (spending time in close quarters with friends or brand new significant other before you broke the poop/fart seal).

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            1 year ago

            I just want to find a way to get my insurance to pay for it. I’m missing some body parts in my GI tract so I have several crime-against-humanity plops a day. My neighbors would probably be grateful for it.

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              Sucks that they won’t cover it. Insurance companies are a scourge on this earth. If you do decide to try it, devrom’s own website is the cheapest at like $13 a bottle.

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                1 year ago

                I’m legit thinking of just getting some pure bismuth whatever it is and compounding some myself cheaper, but meh. I’m really lazy sometimes.

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          1 year ago

          Lmao, I know what you mean, it was like $20 for what I assume is a monthly supply but I didn’t even look. I’m definitely never buying this again but damn, I had to try it once!