Wrong answers only. The stranger the better!
Cordyceps outbreak
Communism. Americans decided they would fight KKK and Nazism with the same vigor and discovered that communism was way better.
Nothing wrong with communism but we joined Lemmy because we love China’s brand of far-right
It was me
Thank you for your service.
Our lizard overlords have activated subliminal messaging to bring us all together under the guise of normal humans being normal.
The Poop post hit 9Gag a few days days ago. Then a bunch of them started coming to “Lemmy: Discorse is Magic” all the time “ironically.” There were a bunch of inside jokes about how much they “hated” Lemmy. They even came up with a name to identify each other because this joke of loving Lemmy was so funny. They called themselves Broemmys.
Then a bunch of other sites started to notice all the 9gaggers coming to Lemmy but didn’t know that it was supposed to be ironic, so they just came and had a really good time. They participated and were active in communities. They learned of the fediverse and just decided it was a really great place to be… Sometimes there was some NSFW stuff.
Then a bunch of them got together and decided throw Broemmycon and they hired a really pretty good band who does Broemmy based music to come and play as the event headliner. And everyone had a good time, even the old 9gaggers who used to think it was a joke.
haven’t you heard? there’s a virus called COVID that’s causing lockdowns.
lemmy is justin trudeau’s first open source project and we all wanted to cheer him up so we joined
Way to go Trudeau! You finally learned to code!
with lemmy’s success he’s holding a nationwide code bootcamp next month. he’s calling it ‘o codeda’
Free tacos
Lemmings have become the most popular animal on the planet, all the new users are confused as to what a lemming is.
The name Lemmy is seeing a revival for newborns. As parents look up the name and its meaning, they find lemmy instances and end up going down the rabbit hole.
‘Lemmy, what a great baby name. It’s short for Lemming, which means “independent free thinker” but only on opposite day. What do you think, darling?’
Reddit is too nice to look at.
Actually I discovered that it’s the illuminati activating a temporal imbalance, causing the same 72 hours to repeat itself until
Personally, I came here for the ads
I can’t tell if this is a serious question or not, but it’s pretty complicated to fully explain. The short of the long of it is that now that MySpace has started to use retina verification for their 2FA, people are upset that it’s an invasion of privacy due to the reflective nature of human ball eyes. Since Lemmy only requires a password for mod accounts, it’s an easier platform for people to use to share embedded auto play music and glittery gifs. I don’t think it’ll last though, word on the street is that Digg is going to be removing all authentication methods soon, so I expect a majority of the userbase will move there
I thought it’s a platform for Motörhead fans
OP said wrong…nevermind
Edit:because
