LAKEWOOD, OH—In what many were calling another blatant act of discrimination in higher education. a perfect 4.0 student claimed Monday that he was rejected from the university of his choice just because he was a white rapist. “I graduated as valedictorian of my high school and played on varsity for two sports, but…
The Onion has been doing perfect titles for decades. It’s become harder for them in recent years, with reality coming to meet The Onion.