• balerion@beehaw.org
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    1 year ago

    Guys, I have a plan.

    1. Throw a huge party for migrants, drag queens, and communists on the border of Georgia and Florida.

    2. All the cool people in Florida will come.

    3. While they’re there, we can saw Florida off from the contiguous United States, thus allowing it to sink into the ocean along with all the uncool people who live there.