one time i sent a letter to the bill gates foundation. you know those pretty little collages you can make by cutting out letters from magazines in all the different interesting fonts and pasting them together? i love making those, i think they’re so neat. anyway i was feeling artsy crafty one day and sent one to the bill gates foundation that said “eat the rich” and bill gates came to my place of residence and gave me a million dollars and said “aha! now you are rich, so why don’t you go eat yourself!” and walked away with the smuggest fucking look on his face.
one time i sent a letter to the bill gates foundation. you know those pretty little collages you can make by cutting out letters from magazines in all the different interesting fonts and pasting them together? i love making those, i think they’re so neat. anyway i was feeling artsy crafty one day and sent one to the bill gates foundation that said “eat the rich” and bill gates came to my place of residence and gave me a million dollars and said “aha! now you are rich, so why don’t you go eat yourself!” and walked away with the smuggest fucking look on his face.