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SomeoneElse@lemmy.worldM to Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.uk · 1 year ago

Well, this is nice.

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Well, this is nice.

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SomeoneElse@lemmy.worldM to Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.uk · 1 year ago
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    I adore this. It’s got personality! If someone invited me up there, i’d feel weird if i wasn’t in full vampire regalia, even if i was just popping up there because they forgot their keys on the loveseat.

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      A vampire wouldn’t have five mirrors, a serial killer, might.

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        the crosses make me think it’s for a serial killer of vampires

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          Blade’s shag pad?

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            For when Blade gets laid?

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              He is… the Dayporker.

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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Posts in this community must be of property (inside or out) listed for sale which contains a terrible element. “Terrible” can refer to:

  • the photo itself (finger over the lens, too far away, people in the shot, bad Photoshop, etc.)

  • the property (weird layout, questionable plumbing, unsound structure, etc.)

  • the interior (carpeted bathrooms, awful taste interiors, weird mannequins/taxidermies/art, inflatable pools indoors, etc.)

  • the actual listing itself including unusual descriptions and unrealistic pricing. However, this isn’t a community to discuss the housing market in general. This is a comedic community - let’s keep it light.

  • Photos can be sourced from anywhere and be any age, but please check they haven’t already been posted.

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  • Mark the post NSFW if it includes nudity or sensitive content

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