I don’t get how Americans are more scared of Australia’s animals when they have goddamn bears! You can get an antidote for a spider or snake bite, you can’t get an antidote for a bear bite.
In my defense, stranger, I’ve never even seen a bear. And, idk, they’re kinda cute. In theory, lol.
Most Americans and Europeans don’t ever see a bear in their entire lives, but in Australia there possibility of snake bite your butt while you shitting and there is times when spiders are everywhere
The big ones are fine. The little ones kill you. That one is super fine - probably let’s you pat his belly 👍
haachama would like that
Free food for months.
Yeah, sometimes I think those people will probably be the only ones left alive on the planet after a nuclear war… plus no one will drop anything there… most probably…
They’ve already for drop bears, so hopefully not…
These days they’re all laced with chlamydia, too, so it doubles as germ warfare
You got Lidl in Australia?
Yeah mate, got Lidl balls for ur mouth lmao
Bruh
Ha! gottem)
It just wants to get a Lidl Ultimate Chocolate Brownie^tm
Huntsman spiders are disgustingly large. Thanks for the reminder to never step foot into Australia.