“Greetings, I am from Pakistan and I’m just letting all of you know that their people 100% approve of US intervention in their country. I mean, my country. Any socialist uprisings you hear about over there are just violent thugs, just like Stalin, don’t you hate that guy? I heard he ate a baby once, for breakfast every morning! What an evil guy! Anyway, if you hear anything about Pakistani people organising behind a socialist party, it’s because they’re being tricked by thugs, not because they are trying to deal with a US backed coup. I know this because I am from [insert country here] and am not an obvious agent of the US government.”