mayflower@lemmy.ml to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 11 months agoWhat is something you're certain you would never do, yet find yourself dreaming about?message-squaremessage-square43fedilinkarrow-up142arrow-down10
arrow-up142arrow-down1message-squareWhat is something you're certain you would never do, yet find yourself dreaming about?mayflower@lemmy.ml to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 11 months agomessage-square43fedilink
minus-squarehalloween_spookster@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·11 months agoWinning the lottery
minus-squarepikasaurX4@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·11 months agoMe at 4am laying in bed thinking about exactly how I’m going to divvy up the $100M I’m left with after taxes in an imaginary lottery win
minus-squareChihuahuaOfDoom@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·11 months agoKnowing my luck I’d win the lottery where they stone you to death for winning.
minus-squareValmond@lemmy.mindoki.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-211 months agoI won once. -“Genie, when I used my wish and did win the lottery, I was thinking of like the lottery where you win a lot, not any lottery.”
minus-squarePyro@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·11 months agoYou’ve said the word “lottery”. I am now obligated to mention that one thread where someone details exactly why you shouldn’t win the lottery, and what to do in the unfortunate event that you do. Sorry for linking to the hard-r.
Winning the lottery
Me at 4am laying in bed thinking about exactly how I’m going to divvy up the $100M I’m left with after taxes in an imaginary lottery win
Knowing my luck I’d win the lottery where they stone you to death for winning.
I won once.
-“Genie, when I used my wish and did win the lottery, I was thinking of like the lottery where you win a lot, not any lottery.”
You’ve said the word “lottery”. I am now obligated to mention that one thread where someone details exactly why you shouldn’t win the lottery, and what to do in the unfortunate event that you do.
Sorry for linking to the hard-r.