WOODSIDE, CA—Noting that he had gotten too big for his britches since he uploaded the photo, sources confirmed Tuesday that local dad Brian Flannery was really letting his newfound fame from a Nextdoor coyote post go to his head. “Seriously, he gets 14 likes on a blurry, zoomed-in picture he took of a coyote on his…
“Alright, son. I’m going to need you to put on this gorilla suit and go stand by the mailbox.”