Incorrect:
- “Service”, when the point is to bar you from owning things, especially media
Correct:
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Nickel-and-diming
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Taking content hostage
Incorrect:
- Giving consumer the choice (e.g. car seat heating subscriptions)
Correct:
- Attempt to fuck the customer
Incorrect:
- Microtransactions
Correct:
- Exchanging money for fuck all
Incorrect:
- Recurring user spending
Correct:
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Dystopian nightmare
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Alternatively, just skip words and slap anyone who uses that phrase unironically
Incorrect:
- Free with subscription
Correct:
- Lol look at the morons paying forever without ever owning anything. Hey let’s unplug the servers and tell the consumers to check their internet connection. That’s always a blast!
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