Intruder came in yelling “where’s Nancy!?” and hit Pelosi’s husband with a hammer. Agent 47 possibly? This shit is crazy, I know the Lenin quote about weeks and decades happening and shit, but holy cow this is too many weeks in a row, can someone full-on Minecraft Schumer or DeSantis next lmao
Remember those rumors about Xi being couped in China, because he hadn’t made any public appearances for a while?
Turns out he was in San Francisco setting this up.