“And they won’t let us televise the trial, because they know it’s a crooked sham of a trial, it’s a witch hunt! But look at— look at Sleepy Joe there with Hunter’s laptop, Mr. Playboy himself. It’s a shame about Hugh Hefner being gone, he sure would’ve loved that guy, probably would’ve put him on the cover, Playboy’s Man of the Year. Not as good as when I was Time’s Man of the Year, but whataya gonna do, eh? But people say that issue sold out more than anything else in the magazine’s history. You know who else would’ve looked good in Playboy? Ivanka, I told her, ‘You should do Playboy hon, you’ll be great, you’re a natural!’ I try to be supportive of my kid, she’s an only child y’know.”
“And they won’t let us televise the trial, because they know it’s a crooked sham of a trial, it’s a witch hunt! But look at— look at Sleepy Joe there with Hunter’s laptop, Mr. Playboy himself. It’s a shame about Hugh Hefner being gone, he sure would’ve loved that guy, probably would’ve put him on the cover, Playboy’s Man of the Year. Not as good as when I was Time’s Man of the Year, but whataya gonna do, eh? But people say that issue sold out more than anything else in the magazine’s history. You know who else would’ve looked good in Playboy? Ivanka, I told her, ‘You should do Playboy hon, you’ll be great, you’re a natural!’ I try to be supportive of my kid, she’s an only child y’know.”