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  • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.orgtomemes@lemmy.worldThirsty
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    14 hours ago

    David Cross talked about if you see a crying child and ask why and they say, “that man won’t buy us beer,” the response should be, “ok, I’ll buy you some beer.” Only he said it funnier than I did.

    LET THE CHILDREN DRINK!

    (shut up, it’s sarcasm, I only think they should smoke crack.)





  • That they exist. I’ve lived without cable or over-air television for more than two decades. Before streaming, I pirated low-quality tv show rips. I haven’t been exposed to tv commercials unless visiting family or friends for years.

    TV commercials are so loud and obnoxious and treat the viewers as morons and I can’t stand them. But people who are used to them tune them out as background noise. I can’t tune them out. I need them to be muted or I can’t think. I also shun internet commercials. If I can’t watch content without the ad, I just don’t watch.




  • Miscarriages, however, even at three to five weeks, often last hours and are accompanied by severe, painful cramping and excessive hemorrhaging.

    Gotta make it sound scary.

    Multiple pro-life advocates and abortionists have expressed concern that ordering abortion drugs online puts the health and safety of women at risk. Among their concerns is the lack of an in-person consultation with a doctor to learn how far along they are or determine if the woman’s pregnancy is ectopic.

    Oh no! They aren’t checking whether an unwanted preggers is ectopic before killing it anyway! Monsters.

    “I thought I was going to die, and nobody cared,” she added. “And because of what I went through, no woman should ever have to go through that. Women deserve the truth. And when people are only hearing half of the story, somebody has to stand up.”

    Abortion pills will fuck you up, don’t take them. Better to risk your life. And I definitely believe that no one cared that this woman was suffering, because Planned Parenthood definitely doesn’t care about women. /s

    I knew someone who volunteered at Planned Parenthood. She was the most feminist person I’ve ever met and cared deeply about the safety of women. Christian Post can eat a bag of dicks. The Satanic Temple is awesome and could use your donations, if you have the means.



  • Which is why there was a counter-culture belief that Jesus was preaching about a higher god than the one in the Torah. The one in the Torah was thought to be basically a spaz who couldn’t do creation correctly and the god of Jesus was more powerful and intelligent. All those texts were destroyed when the Roman church got power.







  • Look for a MSP (Managed Service Provider) for your first gig, if you can. MSP’s contract IT services to small to medium businesses that can’t / won’t hire or budget for full-time IT. You get exposed to a lot of stuff this way. Maybe half of clients use Google cloud services and the other half use Microsoft cloud services. You learn and become an expert in both.

    Same with different VOIP services, different app suites, different security software, different network hardware, etc. It’s a great way to speed-run IT and get exposure to a lot of tech. Bonus points when you later move to a dedicated company. The complexity goes way down. My job post-MSP is cruising and easy compared to what I did for the previous five years.

    Good luck!