Everything reminds me of HER2.

I’ve seen baby doves, which look pretty damn close to pigeons, and I can assure you that they are quite hideous.

Facebook up, hit the lawyer, delete the gym.

Did you anneal your PLA+ prints (edit: or any other post-processing) or did they go outside straight off the printer?

It’s a Colt Python.

He plays Zuck so well that he just decided to keep doing it over and over.

Zombieland = post-apocalyptic Zuck

BvS = Batzuck

Rio = Flying Zuck

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Quentin Tarantino’s 10th and final film.

#5 is not a fact about George Washington Carver.

I figured they kinda covered that with Lil Fuckin Dipshit definitely being a narc.

Chapter 1

TIL ham stands are a thing.

Hey Terredists! Terredise this!

Yeah, that would be a fine fine.

Whatever you get from the holdup counts as income, so your fine will just be a percentage of that.

Because this is a Wendy’s.

Aww, that’s sweet, Bezos is paying these personally, right?

Right??

Did you guys know that Marilyn Manson totally had one of his ribs surgically removed so he could do that? I heard that from Jimmy, his uncle is like a record executive or something, it’s totally true!

Yeah I’ve seen some YouTube videos and it definitely looks like it’ll be a fun ride if I make it that far.

For every animal gluten you don’t eat, I’m going to eat three.

My friend finally convinced me to try PoE. I generally like it, but it seems… Unpolished? I dunno. Kinda stuttery. Too much going on. It’s like they’ve just accepted and (mostly) implemented every single feature request they ever got without necessarily thinking about how it should work with all the other stuff. Not really a fan of the item/jewel/currency system or the skill tree. Like, I just want to play the game and kill monsters and make things go boom, this is too much work and planning.

I do love the carnage, though… When my level 5 or 6 fighter guy swung a regular white text sword for a regular non skill attack and it took out like 5 zombies at once, that was really nice. Never did that in Diablo.

That’s my highly unscientific opinion after playing for about a week. Sounds like 2 is going to clean up and address some of my complaints, so I’m looking forward to it.