• GreenMario@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    I would unironically vote for some dog or cat over 99.99999999999999% of humanity at this point if given the option.

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      1 year ago

      And that 00.000000000000001% is Jon Stewart, cause why the hell not? He’s got free time now 🤷‍♂️ and we haven’t tried Democratic TV show host comedian yet on the Bingo chart.

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    1 year ago

    “That son-of-a-bitch burst through the door into my office like a bat out of hell. He immediately set his teeth to my left calf and would not let go for what felt like an eternity,” said the outraged McHenry. “As I howled in pain, that damn dog leapt onto my desk and seized the House gavel. ‘No you don’t! Drop it! Drop it!’ I yelled as I turned quickly to grab the other end. We then began to engage in a rancorous tug-of-war; one that continued for nearly 10 minutes. Ultimately, he bested me and took off, gavel in mouth"

    Here, here.