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Reminds me of when Kelloggs did an ad in the UK asking people share how they eat Corn Flakes on social media.
The top answer was put the Corn Flakes in a bowl and pour cold milk on top of it, big surprise.
I eat mine while not masturbating, as God intended.
Shortly after an enema, as John Harvey Kellogg intended.
I do a yogurt enema, as he often prescribed, then eat the yogurt with cornflakes on top.
You know I very rarely eat cereal while masturbating maybe he was on to something.
i skimmed over the not and thought it was a normal comment anyway.
I didn’t know that how you were supposed to do it. They really should put the preparation instructions on the box.
They didn’t use bots to upvote that one video from the internet’s edgy gore phase, that includes a woman and eating cereal in a disgusting way? Very unlike the internet.
What is wrong with people man wtf do you mean warm coffee cereal
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Why the extra sugar? Is the cereal not sugary enough? Even the “healthy” cereals tend to have too much sugar, plus the milk has a bunch of sugar.
It’s so hard finding low sugar cereals. I’m lactose intolerant so I usually get no sugar added oatmilk at least.
Plenty of cereals have no sugar.
Milk only has a bunch of sugar in the USA.
What? Lactose is literally sugar.
All milk has lactose, which is sugar.
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That doesnt seem terrible to me, but I also married someone who pours orange juice on their cereal. ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Well that’s the most ‘wtf’ thing I’ve read on here in a few days.
btw you dropped this: \
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Do you mean orange juice on oats? Because that apparently works and the two combined are healthy or whatever. Or do you mean full on cinnamon toast crunch, frosted flakes type shit? Frosted flakes doesn’t actually sound that bad.
Oj is really not that healthy. It has a ton of calories and is almost pure sugar. As a type 2 I can’t have any, and if I can’t have it, then no one should, lol. God, please just let me drink oj and eat rasins again.
Any cereal, but frosted flakes is usually the go-to.
Even more proof that vtubers are degenerates.
Breakfast cereal with warm milk??? 🤢🤢🤢🤮
Don’t forget to spike the milk with coffee before adding any cereal
Mixing it with iced coffee sounds like it might be alright… Only some kind of sociopath would ever pour milk first and then cereal though
Regarding hot or cold milk, it’s up to individual preferences. Regarding the order, there is only milk first (unless you like eating a soggy mess of cereal).
Yes, it’s supposed to start crunchy and get soggier as you get to the bottom. That is how you get the delicious cereal flavored milk to drink at the end. CEREAL FIRST ALWAYS!!!
August 21st, 2024. Historians will record this date as the start of the great Milk and Cereals civil war.
MY BODY WILL BE COLD IN THE GROUND BEFORE I EAT HOT CEREAL!
AND MY
AXESPOON!Seriously though. Cereal first, cold milk on top. I’ll allow the solitary exception of adding cereal to your remaining milk when you only want a little more, or you used the last of the milk.
I love that as of this writing, there are only two downvotes in this entire war.
Coffee and additional, out of pocket sugar. Just go to Dunkin, for the love of God
Honest to god, last week I saw someone take out some instant coffee and a small jar of milk from their backpack in order to get their fix without having to spend the few bucks buying it from a cafe or whatever
I feel personally attacked by this comment (leave my jar of milk alone 😂).
You milk jar-ers are wild!
My breakfast is the same, just without milk or cereals.
I sure hope you don’t repeat until you’re full
Average YouTube cooking video
Imma fight y’all.
No milk. Use fil (sour milk), yoghurt or something similar. Put cereal on top, no mixing. The cereal touching the “liquid” get soggy while the rest stays crisp giving the best texture heterogeneity. Berries are awesome, frozen a super convenient alternative. If using frozen mix these with dairy before adding cereal.
Your fermented dairy of choice brings a nice crispy and fresh acidity to the meal. And if it (still) have an active bacterial culture it is super good for your gut.
Muesli is best cereal.
Honey only approved sweetener.
Honey only? But there’s so many good ones!
Jam, agave, or maple syrup should be good with muesli & yoghurt to my taste. Light molasses may work in moderation, and I’ve heard good things about sorghum syrup.
Fil as in Viili? That is delicious.
By the wiki article it sounds very similar. Milk plus micro culture equals deciciousness.
Are you from Sweden btw? Filmjölk/Fil I learned today has no English term. I am from the Netherlands and my mom used to get us Viili all the time, that is where my memories connected with you mentioning Fil. We also had Kefir but Viili was my fav, better than yoghurt. It’s hard to get here nowadays.
keefir is commonly used in the making of kama here in Estonia.
Thanks for mentioning, I looked Kama up and it is certainly a breakfast unknown here but the recipes I looked up read delicious. Sorta fine grained roasted muesli. Fiber and protein on steroids. Also I learned versions of this is eaten Sweden, Finland, Russia and even Turkey. Also seems much healthier than any ‘western’ factory cereal as the recipes I have seen only require salt.
I like to eat it.
Swede yes. Fil is our national variant of soured milk. Runnier than yoghurt but still creamy, about same fat content as milk.
That is my preferred breakfast. I prepare it the night before in a glass to allow the bottom layer tons of time to soften like you say but then I mix it all just before eating. I tend to use kefir since if I want fil I’ve gotta make it myself but as you say anything similar gets the job done.
- Heat the coffee
- Add a splash of coffee
- No sugar, just coffee
- No cereal, doughnuts
- Repeat until you’re full
- Drink the leftover
If you don’t do it this way, it’s ok to be wrong
Heart palpitations at breakfast let’s gooooo
I’ve got this beat. I love eating cheez-its with milk, like it’s cereal. Absolute best way.
Sir, I’m going to have to ask you to leave for disruption of the peace
Ok I’m ngl that sounds like excellent.
Hells yeah, I got a convert.
Add yogurt to bowl
Add cereal to bowl
Stir
Enjoy.
A fellow truther.
I actually like it when my cereals get soggy. Most “crunchy” things are just annoyingly hard. Anything harder than a potato chip just sucks.
i agree on soggy cereal, especially on cinnamon crunch.
I’ve been doing this for decades, I just omit steps 1 and 4.
You know, just when I think I have reached self actualization I read a post like this.
