US space program, 2025
Instant Win 🏆
This won’t age well after Trump is finished with NASA and their funding turned in to a bankrupt ready golf resort.
New anti homeless tech implemented across all parks.
You have a park bench. I have a yeet seat.
We are not the same
What if we kissed on the yeet seat?
Hogwarts’s normal way of letting students travel between classes
That and punting them across swamps
“Flight 6214 to Mars is now boarding under the Ewe tree.”
And the Lord said “let there be YEET” and it was good.
Edit: rearranged words
Come on by for a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. There is no need for a car when you can arrive at your desired destination in seconds.
Fine print: One-way trip only. Parachutes are not included.
Yeet
The yeet seat
Oceangate’s new space program
Angry bird irl
The Leroy Jenkins Memorial Bench
Till death do us part
Grampa: I wish I could see Grandma again, Eric. I miss her so much. Eric: Grampa! I’ve got a great idea! Now close your eyes and count to ten.
🎶PLEASE TELL ME🎶
