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Does Star Trek have a hydro homie captain?
Neelix, since he was the captain of his own ship and really wanted water at the beginning of Voyager
For sure it’s Neelix, it’s what I was going to say.
At s guess, diskó strikes me as a man who enjoys guzzling water off duty. Gotta stay hydrated to make sure you’re able to decieve romulans!
Sisko’s all about that raktajino.
I think they all drink water, actually.
i should hope so, water is the true nectar of the gods
Where is Sisko with his raktajino?
Well, everyone was hooked on raktajino on DS9, it wasn’t really a Sisko thing.
So now we need
- Picardjak
- Janejak
- Pikechad
Someone please make them, I have absolutely no artisctic skill