@comicstrips This debate will never end
Too Much Coffee Man by Shannon Wheeler for March 15, 2024 - GoComics https://www.gocomics.com/toomuchcoffeeman/2024/03/15Too Much Coffee Man by Shannon Wheeler for March 15, 2024
I’ve never had the desire to sleep with another dude, but if this centaur was real… I think I’d have to do it.
It’s not bestiality if it’s mythical?
It’s mythical beastiality.
Oh Shit… Shotgun new band name.
I’d join that, I’ll play drums! I mean, I don’t know how to play drums. But then, I also don’t know how to bang a centaur. Life’s a journey…
Option 3 is just the front legs and the entire back hanging out and the artist didn’t dare draw it 😂
Option four: a vest on top; option 5; Centar be Free
Ah, the Donald Duck method.
Either option isn’t very practical, the hands can’t reach the back legs to slip them on. Therefore I posit that any piece of clothing for a centaur must be put on from the top, like a shirt or a jacket. To cover the legs you’d have to use what basically amounts to a shaped blanket. Perhaps the front legs could have sleeves that you can zip up, but the back legs would have to make do with just the blanket since you can’t reach.
Exactly! Much like dressing up actual horses.
That said, I think your post still counts as a vote for the “Donald Duck” option. /jk
There was an anime that had Centaurs and there was a scene where a child one talked about how proud they were that they could get their swimsuit on by themselves and they talked about how they put on clothes. I think it was called A Centaur’s Life.
That sounds cool, any chance you can find the scene?
I only watched the first maybe 3 or so episodes of that show so it should be easy enough for you to find. I don’t have access to it anymore.
The centaur could surely find something for putting on pants at Aubesians & Such over on 57th.
Simple question that answers this for me:
Where is the centaur’s junk? That’s where the button-fly goes.
Agreed, but another question follows. If the junk is behind does it mean centaurs can have babies with horses? Where do centaurs come from? I know the official story, but really.
Oh man, how do his arms reach it
Also, they still make button fly jeans?
Another contender:
Love knows no race
Or isn’t that a race horse?
Would have been even better if it didn’t look like the one on the left was speaking. I like the idea of the reader deciding which one they’re more comfortable with and assuming they’re the one talking.
Why don’t you ever see a centaur with four appendages? Like the first one would make more sense if the arms were the front legs and he was walking on his hands, and the neck was normal length.
But that’s not a centaur. That’s a satyr
No, a satyr walks upright and had goat hooves.
I find your mix of present and past tense disturbing. Makes it sound like something happened to the hooves…
Cuz centaurs are heavy as hecc, they couldn’t walk on those soft little hands. XD
I think their hands would toughen up.
Option 2 would require a zipper at the back and is arguably more of a jumpsuit.
I had no idea TMCM was still a thing!
I would not complain if you posted these daily wink wink
Which one is talking?
The left one because he is gesticulating, has the mouth open and doesn’t look ridiculous
He looks pretty ridiculous to me.
Sounds like something the right guy would say…
No. The one on the left looks ridiculous!
[citation needed]
You can tell by the way it is.
Thanks for clarification!
Two pairs of pants obviously.
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…by the same artist. Both are by Shannon Wheeler
Still doesn’t give them the friggin right to just rip themselves off like that 😠
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The answer is obviously 2 pairs of pants with a bare horsey midriff
Alternate caption: “Christ, what an asshole.”
The problem would be solved if they could just accept each other
